Ladies and gentlemen (Yes I know women don’t read my articles) boy do I have a little something something for you. just in time for Halloween we have one of the greatest inventions of all time…MORPHSUITS!
Alright, let’s start out with what a Morphsuit is. Morphsuits are Lycra suits, that are very breathable and you can see out but other can’t see in. The best part of a Morphsuit is that you don’t have to wear anything under them! For example, I put on a pair of Superman undies and a t-shirt over mine and I was stylin and profilin! Everybody was in love with me, not that this is that unusual but this time they wanted to take more pictures. Understandable.
The super cool guys at http://www.morphsuits.com sent me a suit to test drive. How could I not? I had my suit less than a week after it shipped which means you still have plenty of time to get yours before Halloween.
When you get your suit, you have to be careful putting it on. Not because its cheaply built, but because the material so so thin. Don’t let you lack of patience get the best of you in this situation. Conveniently, there are two zippers in the back. You may want to ask a friend to “zip you up” then reassure them that was no a sexual innuendo.
The material allows you to be very mobile. You can do flips, cartwheels, backstroke on the dance floor, and portray sex acts on a microphone stand. Yes, I did them all…for science. The best part, you can still drink your beer! That’s right, you can drink your beer through your suit. Unfortunately, you will have quite a time trying to pee once it is on. Also, taking shots is not suggested either. Maybe other have mastered the ways of shot taking, I have not.
Where can you get your suit from? Let me tell you….http://www.morphsuits.com! The ship anywhere! If you enjoy being the center of attention, or having girls all over you this is for you! Make you way to http://www.morphsuits.com and get your suit now. Once you order it check out all the other hooligans in their Morphsuits on their Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/Morphsuits