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Ronnie James Dio RIP

Ronnie James Dio 1942 – 2010

Ronnie James Dio July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010 Illustration by Steve Chanks Born Ronaldo Giovanni Padovan, but to legions and legions of  metal fans, he was known simply as DIO. On Sunday, May 16th, this giant of a man passed after his long battle with stomach cancer. His...

30 Days in the Hole!

Shocking as it may be, most rock & roll songs are really secretly about ANAL! Royal Flush’s probing look into rock’s dirty past!

Dolph Lundgren is Dolph Lundgren in The Fifth Sense

We’re really hoping that Hollywood picks up The Fifth Sense, Mac and Charlie’s Dolph Lundgren movie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In our own Shyamalan twist, we’ve gone ahead and story-boarded the movie’s trailer… Context? Hulu (‘’)

INSIDE THE MIND OF TED NUGENT – RF6 Exclusive

“I THINK THAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL”

This and MORE from the MOTOR CITY MAD MAN.
Be warned!!!! This is not for the feint of heart or the overly sensitive or the tree hugging liberal types or the…

Seasons Greetings from All Your Friends at ROYAL FLUSH

Seasons Greetings from All Your Friends at ROYAL FLUSH

In this season of hope and good will toward men, ROYAL FLUSH would like to remind you that we have plenty of crap available on our Merch page for that special someone in your life.

Be he a rock n’ roll aficionado, an action movie junkie, or just simply a 38 year old moron that still lives in his mom’s basement.

‘Tis the season to Give some FLUSH!