Ronnie James Dio July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010 Illustration by Steve Chanks Born Ronaldo Giovanni Padovan, but to legions and legions of metal fans, he was known simply as DIO. On Sunday, May 16th, this giant of a man passed after his long battle with stomach cancer. His...
Shocking as it may be, most rock & roll songs are really secretly about ANAL! Royal Flush’s probing look into rock’s dirty past!
We’re really hoping that Hollywood picks up The Fifth Sense, Mac and Charlie’s Dolph Lundgren movie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In our own Shyamalan twist, we’ve gone ahead and story-boarded the movie’s trailer… Context? Hulu (‘’)
“I THINK THAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL”
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Be warned!!!! This is not for the feint of heart or the overly sensitive or the tree hugging liberal types or the…
In this season of hope and good will toward men, ROYAL FLUSH would like to remind you that we have plenty of crap available on our Merch page for that special someone in your life.
Be he a rock n’ roll aficionado, an action movie junkie, or just simply a 38 year old moron that still lives in his mom’s basement.
‘Tis the season to Give some FLUSH!