Author: Steve Chanks

GET GORY! Free Zombie Mask For All You Halloween Slackers.

Hey Stupid! You did it again, didn’t you? You waited til the last minute and now you don’t have a costume to wear to that cute girl from the Korean BBQ Burrito truck’s Halloween party. Well, Royal Flush has saved your ass again. Simply download this gruesome zombie mask, print...

Way to go Franson!!!

This calls for an award of some sort. I say we substitute “Dumb-Ass” for “Franson”. Your buddy trips over the bit of torn carpet you told him to watch out for… “Stupid Franson.” Your girlfriend doesn’t know how long it will take to travel 80 miles when driving 80 miles...

Casey Anthony…

Let’s face it. Anything we here at Royal Flush can say about this case has already been said by even more tasteless individuals than we could ever credit ourselves as… We’re looking at you Nancy Grace. Illustration: Kevin McVeigh

Sleep is Wrong – The Art of Angryblue

Long time Friend of the Flush and killer artist of the macabre and bizarre, Angryblue will be exhibiting his stellar art work in the great city of Denver, Colorado. Known for his toothless skulls, dead birds and massive bugs, Angryblue’s artwork is sure to strike a nerve with fans of...

Battle of the Bulge – Weiner Won’t Go Down..

without a fight, that is. Local Congressman and lifelong dick-joke punch line, Anthony Weiner has got it hard these days. Weiner’s penetrating policies have always stroked his Republican opponents the wrong way while his public oral railings have stimulated his popularity among Democrats. But Weiner now finds himself in a...

Bring on the Palin!!!

To commemorate Sarah Palin’s Northeast American Tour, we the dirt bags at Royal Flush have decided to show our support by posting one of our lil’ Flush Faves…

Capt America Poster Revealed

I’ll be the first to admit that when I heard that the powers that be were bringing the all American super soldier to the big screen I was skeptical. Every leaked pic and every concept art seen elevates more and more of my fears.