This calls for an award of some sort. I say we substitute “Dumb-Ass” for “Franson”.

• Your buddy trips over the bit of torn carpet you told him to watch out for… “Stupid Franson.”
• Your girlfriend doesn’t know how long it will take to travel 80 miles when driving 80 miles per hour… “What a Franson.”
• You get nailed talking on your cell while at a police check point… “Jeez, I’m such a Franson.”

Rep. Mary Franson infuriated by Earth Day, calls it “Pagan holiday”
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Let’s face it. Anything we here at Royal Flush can say about this case has already been said by even more tasteless individuals than we could ever credit ourselves as… We’re looking at you Nancy Grace.

Illustration: Kevin McVeigh

Long time Friend of the Flush and killer artist of the macabre and bizarre, Angryblue will be exhibiting his stellar art work in the great city of Denver, Colorado. Known for his toothless skulls, dead birds and massive bugs, Angryblue’s artwork is sure to strike a nerve with fans of gigposters, heavy metal, anatomy art and the twisted side of childhood fairy tales.

Sleep is Wrong: A solo exhibition by Kentucky based artist Angryblue (Justin Kamerer). This will be stuffed with rock posters and art prints. He might bring some original ink and pencil drawings with him as well.

The opening is on July 2nd at Marion Street Tattoo-Gallery in Denver, CO.

Under the ‘Angryblue’ moniker, Justin Kamerer is an illustrator that designs album art, gigposters, websites, logos, art prints, movie posters, tacos, skateboards, t-shirts, sandwiches and just about any other thing he can get his hands on. He is a self-described art whore with an unhealthy fascination for birds, teeth & typography. Sadly, he probably draws more skulls in a week than you have buried under your house.

Angryblue has worked with Conspiracy Skateboards, The Melvins, Faith No More, Built to Spill, Cult of Luna, Gwar, Genesis, Metallica, The Jesus Lizard, Isis, Big Business, Dinosaur Jr, Converge, Man Man, High on FIre, on and on and on and on…

Website – ANGRYBLUE.COM
Facebook Event Page – http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=194148160637949

without a fight, that is.
Local Congressman and lifelong dick-joke punch line, Anthony Weiner has got it hard these days. Weiner’s penetrating policies have always stroked his Republican opponents the wrong way while his public oral railings have stimulated his popularity among Democrats.

But Weiner now finds himself in a tight spot as a number of racy SEXTing pics have gobbed up the public eye in what is sure to be the money-shot of a promising political career. What with all the angry housewives and the GOPussies clambering for his resignation Weiner stays firm… “I will not resign, but I will give Royal Flush Magazine one last pic.”

To commemorate Sarah Palin’s Northeast American Tour, we the dirt bags at Royal Flush have decided to show our support by posting one of our lil’ Flush Faves…

I’ll be the first to admit that when I heard that the powers that be were bringing the all American super soldier to the big screen I was skeptical. Every leaked pic and every concept art seen elevates more and more of my fears.

That’s right, nerds, fanboys, dorks and dweebs… Hell, men with pulses and damn near every woman is just itching to see the alluring Anne Hathaway all crammed up into the iconic, and ever revealing catsuit. Hathaway will star alongside Christian Bale, who returns in the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman in 2012′s Dark Knight Rises (eh heh).

Ok, enough with the talkie-talk. Royal Flush did some snooping and got our hands on some early concept art for Anne’s Catwoman suit.

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

Let’s just hope that the Mayans are wrong cuz this hot potato is due out in June of 2012.