Brann Dialor of Mastodon

Who are you wearing?
“I’m wearing a pair of levis and some vans. I’m wearing a beige shirt and a lucky jacket. That’s what I’m really wearing, well, underneath is all Fredrick’s of Hollywood. I have a map of Japan on the back of my luggage jacket. So people behind me know where they’re at…when I’m in Japan.”

Favorite comicbook?
“I have recently been getting into the Alejandro Jodorowsky comic books, which are comic books for sophisticated people, (laughs) which I’m not, but… They’re more graphic novels, ya know? But those are pretty cool; they’re all psychedelic and weird, they make for good bathroom reading and I really love his movies.

Favorite Pro-Wrestler?
“I was that one kid in school who was like, it’s fake, I don’t like it. Everyone was like, “it’s not fake!” I was almost drawn into fistfights at school. I never liked any of that stuff. I was gay as a child and grew up to be straight. It’s rare that that happens; usually it’s the other way around. I liked Hulk Hogan because he was in the Rocky movie and those were real so…you know what I mean. It was, the ultimate man vs. the ultimate meatball! You can quote me on that. The meatball being Sylvester Stallone.”

Bruce Campbell

Royal Flush’s Celebrity Shake Down.
What do you bench?
I’m not a bencher any more. I’m more of a squatter these days.
Finish these sentences.
In 2038 human beings will… no longer be interested in e-mail interviews.
If I ruled the world… I would make death illegal.
If you were on Death Row what would your last meal be?
Whatever looks [...]

Neil Fallon of Clutch

How much ya bench?
In liquids or solids?
Favorite writer and artist?
The sci-fi writer Iain Banks, and I’ve always loved N.C. Wythe.
Favorite Pro-Wrestler?
George ‘The Animal’ Steele
Favorite Comic Character?
Mister X
Favorite fast food mascot?
The Fry Guys from McDonalds
You’re on death row, what’s your last meal?
An all you can eat buffet.
What was the first record you ever [...]

Jerry Only of The Misfits

How long does it take to become Jerry Only? Well it could be done in fifteen minutes, but usually I need a good half an hour.
Favorite Misfits song of all time and why?
“American Nightmare,” and “Astro Zombies” too. We did “American Nightmare” in the studio you know. Just made it up on the [...]