BREAKING NEWS: Piggy D (Rob Zombie Bassist)’s Mask Was Thieved!
News Channel Triple Six is covering this travesty! Rob Zombie’s Bassist, Piggy D’s skull mask has been stolen. It was last seen on the side of the stage during the Azkena Festival in Vitoria-Gasteiz, Spain.
“Dear prick who stole my skull mask from the stage in Spain, I hope you get the black plague, and all your teeth fall out of your head. GFYS (go fuck yourself).” – Piggy D.
If you know the whereabouts of the mask, you are urged to contact Piggy D pronto at http://www.piggy-d.com/. Piddy D, if you are unable to find your stolen mask, may I suggest checking out Ebay. Its only ten bucks!
This is Lil’ Nubi signing off!