Uh Oh No Ho-Hos….In School!
Here’s an apple. But I want a cupcake. But here’s an apple. But I want a cupcake. But here’s an apple. But I want a cupcake. But here’s an apple. But I want a cupcake.
Sorry kids, no junk food in school anymore.
Category: Film
Something Strange And It Could Be In Your Neighborhood!
Drive in style, and bust some ghosts. For $45,000 who wouldn’t want to own the actual car that Murry, Ackroyd and Ramis kicked around NYC in swapping punches with Slimer, the Stay Puft Marshmellowman and let’s not forget Vego?
He his VEGO!
First Katie Couric interview
What will she blow next?
Before The Power Rangers, There Was Voltron!
yes Kids, another preteen memory is about to be bastardized…
and by one of the creators of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy no less.
Can’t Buy Love But You Can Buy A Role In Spiderman 4!
Sure you can see the movie for $10, but you might as well spend $5000 and take part in it!
A Tale of Two Festivals! Mayhem vs. All Points West
Royal FLush heads to Mayhem and All Point West to rock the F out!
Say Goodbye To A Cult Classic.
Let’s Do the Remake Again!
Venture Bros. Premier
Sans the Venture Bros.
Transformers
I finally saw the Transformers movie. It’s amazing how they could turn a cartoon that was designed to sell toys into a movie that in the end is designed to sell more toys! I heard a now drunk and fat He-Man will be starring in a reality show with his wife She-Ra where she nags him about how she could’ve married “Greyskull” money. – Paul Cress
Rush Hour Three Karate Chops the Competition
America enjoys repetition. People want the same thing everywhere you go: When you travel to even the far reaches of the earth, there’s always a McDonald’s. In 2004, people screamed for change and Bush still got re-elected. And now people flock to Rush Hour three to see the same movie they saw in 1998 and 2001. I suppose people enjoy seeing two races come together by insulting another race. Ahh France, the last bastion of...
Weeds’ Season Premier
The Addictive Mary-Louise Parker is Back!
Where are my catchphrases?
There has been a disturbing trend in American movies lately. I sure some of you have been feeling it too. What happened to the stupid catchphrases? Your, “Show me the money,” or your “Life is like a box of chocolates.” What the fuck am I supposed to say to people to convey that I am a sheep that needs herding? That I have no real sense of humor? or that I am not fit for...