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		<title>Royal Flush&#8217;s LOST BOYS 2 DVD Contest!!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/06/royal-flushs-lost-boys-2-dvd-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Enter now to win the ROYAL FLUSH LOST BOYS 2 : THE TRIBE
DELUXE EDITION DVD

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<p>ENTER TO WIN RIGHT HERE!!</p>
<p>RIGHT NOW!!!</p>
<p>http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&amp;friendID=87809874&amp;blogID=430835048</p>
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		<title>ROYAL FLUSH teaches COMICS TO THA KIDS!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/06/royal-flush-teaches-comics-to-tha-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Flush Editor, Josh Bernstein heads into an inner-city school to teach the finer points of comic book making. Simply Adorable…]]></description>
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<p>Recently I was asked to visit a local New York City school for special needs students.</p>
<p>My high school sweetheart was now teaching there. She proposed that I come in and teach the kids the basics of comic book writing, drawing and basic storytelling.</p>
<p>These kids were amazing. Each one of the concepts were more insane, inventive and innocent than the next.</p>
<p>Several kids teamed up for Robotman, who&#8217;s origin seem quite identical to the robot in Black Sabbath&#8217;s Iron Man.</p>
<p>One girl had a whole comic where the planets were different characters, another not only submitted 38 more pages than anyone else, she also left detailed instructions for the others on how to perfect &#8220;her style&#8221;</p>
<p>I made 3-4 more visits with the kids and their stories really evolved and by the end of process we were able to created 20 handmade comic book anthologies of all the students work,</p>
<p>The kids voted to call it CC Comics, and after the vote, I asked why CC? and not one of them could remember.</p>
<p>Simply Brilliant.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some of the kids in action creating their comics…</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Vicious Intent&#8221; Royal Flush&#8217;s Rock &#038; Roll Poster Exhibit!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/06/vicious-intent-royal-flushs-rock-roll-poster-exhibit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[One Night Only!
Saturday September 20th, from 7-11pm
Royal Flush Magazine has teamed up with poster magnate Comahead &#038;the mighty Sal from Electric Frankenstein to present the biggest and best Rock &#038; Roll Poster exhibit ever to hit NYC!

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<p style="text-align: left;">Royal Flush Magazine has teamed up with poster magnate Comahead &amp;the mighty Sal from Electric Frankenstein to present the biggest and best Rock &amp; Roll Poster exhibit ever to hit NYC!</p>
<p>We proudly present the art of:<br />
Greg &#8220;Stainboy&#8221; Reinel<br />
Joe Simko<br />
Martin Atkins<br />
Josh &#8220;Bootsy Rizzak&#8221; Bernstein<br />
Erik Rodriguez<br />
Steve Chanks<br />
Tara McPherson<br />
Brian Ewing<br />
Jesse Philips<br />
Jeph LaChance<br />
Patrick McQuade<br />
&#8220;Ghoulish&#8221; Gary Pullin<br />
Angryblue<br />
Drew Friedman<br />
Jim Altieri<br />
Matt Siren<br />
&amp; more!!</p>
<p>Music will be provided by Martin Atkins (Ministry, PiL, Pigface)</p>
<p>There&#8217;s OPEN BAR! <br />
Provided by the great folks at Original Sin Cider<br />
Get there early - that will go fast!</p>
<p>Also, our good friends at Dark Horse Comics will be giving away free books and gifts all night!</p>
<p>There will also be a triple book signing!<br />
Stainboy will be signing his new book &#8220;Vicious Intent&#8221; from Dark Horse<br />
Martin Atkins will be signing copies of his book &#8220;Tour Smart&#8221;<br />
and the entire ROyal Flush Gang will be in the house to sign the brand new issue of Royal Flush Magazine.</p>
<p>BE THERE!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"> </p>
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<div class="datawrap">Saturday, September 20, 2008</div>
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<div class="datawrap">7:00pm - 11:00pm</div>
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<div class="datawrap">Toy Toyko&#8217;s Showroom Gallery</div>
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<div class="datawrap">117 Second Avenue, 2nd floor (At 7th Street)</div>
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<div class="datawrap" style="text-align: justify;">New York, NY</div>
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<p>htttp://www.theshowroomnyc.com</p>
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		<title>Mercenaries 2</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/05/mercenaries-2-the-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lil Nubi</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pat? Commie? Asshole?  You'll love it!]]></description>
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<p>Developed by Pandemic, this game is a third-person shooter.</p>
<p>And here is the full review of Mercenaries 2 on the Xbox 360.</p>
<p>So, I didn&#8217;t want to review this game when I first got it.  I wanted to test it out over a couple days or so and give you what you come here for&#8230;lies.  No, but really here&#8217;s the rundown&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>The Looks: </strong>I have to say, the game does look good.  There is a problem though.  A lot of glitching, especially during the co-op play.  There will be times where you&#8217;ll walk through buildings, and other times where you&#8217;ll be hauling a truck of oh say&#8230;parrots where your truck will be full one second, then empty the next; although, they are all still there, suffocating in their boxes.  Your map will also play some Tom foolery on you when you&#8217;re following a route.</p>
<p><strong>How It Plays: </strong>This game is actually very easy to get into.  The controls are quite simple, just takes a minute or two for the average gamer to get into it.  Just have to remember which buttons do what and that&#8217;s that.  The single player story and the cop-op story are the exact same so whether you have friends or you&#8217;re home playing with yourself, you aren&#8217;t missing anything.  Your friend can jump in and out at anytime.  You are able to choose one of three characters at the beginning who don&#8217;t change the story.</p>
<p>Some of the dialogue is different but other than that there isn&#8217;t much of a difference.  Weapon selection is rather slim BUT they make up for that with all of the different vehicles and air strikes.  If you like blowing shit up then this is the game for you.  Most of the missions involve killing people and/or blowing shit up.  The awesome part is that this is a soapbox game, meaning you can go anywhere and do anything.</p>
<p><strong>The Pros: </strong>A lot of fun to play with a friend, missions are challenging yet not impossible.  Plenty of variety and different ways to complete each mission.  If you&#8217;re just in the mood to mess around you are able to go anywhere instead of directly to the next mission.</p>
<p><strong>The Cons: </strong>Little graphical issues here and there.  Sometimes it can be a little frustrating.</p>
<p><strong>The Final Answer: </strong>I like it, you should like it too.  I give it a 4 out of 5 on my &#8216;Let&#8217;s hold hands and destroy Venezuela together with a smile&#8217; scale.  Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Hungry Hungry Hippo-crites!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/04/hungry-hungry-hippo-crites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Stewart lets the Republicans sort out the whole Sarah Palin mess]]></description>
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<p>Why argue with Republicans over their choice for Vice President??</p>
<p>Let them discredit themselves!!</p>
<p>Our friend JOn Stewart did just that!</p>
<p>enjoy</p>
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		<title>RATM Invades The RNC</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/04/ratm-invades-the-rnc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gamergal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Friend of the Flush, Chuck U catches some killer shots of Rage Against the Machine's surprise performance. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From<em> Friend of the Flush</em>, Chuck U and his brother, Sam U.</p>
<p>&#8220;So my brother and I, along with a few of our friends ended up at that protest concert on the St. Paul capitol lawn the other day. Mainly because we wanted to see Dead Prez and I Self Devine play. But the surprise of the day was that Rage decided to drop by to play a surprise show. Some cops thought that would be a dumb idea, so they put a stop to it. However before they took off, they grabbed a megaphone and went into the crowd and performed a few songs accapella. It was incredible. We somehow ended up mad close. Here&#8217;s some pics. My bro took the pics, I handled the Photoshop tweakery.&#8221;</p>
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<p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/chuck.u/.Pictures/IMG_0386.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="410" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/chuck.u/.Pictures/IMG_0508.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="411" /></p>
<p>Photos - Sam U</p>
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		<title>Mad Mad World Comics</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/04/indie-interrogation-mad-mad-world-comics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lil Nubi</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet TheAllKnowingHead]]></description>
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<p>Today we have the creator of Mad Mad World Comics in for a one on one. I tried to convince him to bring someone else for a little threesome action but he was against it. Another day goes by without my fantasies being met. One day world, you can&#8217;t keep holding me back. This guy is going to show you why it&#8217;s still cool to have MS Paint on your computer machines&#8230;</p>
<p style="0in 0in 10pt;"><strong><span style="#444444;">Name</span></strong><span style="#444444;">:<span> </span>TheAllKnowingHead<br />
<strong><br />
Comic Title</strong>:<span> </span>Mad Mad World Comics</span></p>
<p><strong>How Long Have You Been In The Comic Business? </strong>I’ve been drawing all my life but I didn’t start taking my silly little pictures so seriously until about 6 years ago.<span> </span></p>
<p><strong>What do you create your comics with?</strong><span> </span>For the most part, I use a 2 ft piece hickory that has been sharpened to a point on one end for dipping into an ink mixture of ash and burnt cobwebs.<span> </span>No….that’s for something else.<span> </span>I only use MS paint to do my comics.</p>
<p><strong>Most of your comics have a hint of satire, why do you hate everything?</strong> I wouldn’t necessarily say that I HATE everything.<span> </span>Maybe I just hate a larger portion of what I have been exposed to and an even larger portion of what I choose to do comics about.</p>
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<strong>Is there anything out there you wouldn&#8217;t make a joke out of?</strong><span> </span>Yes, there are quiet a few things that I wouldn’t make a joke out of.<span> </span>I find that it works out better if I stay away from the things that aren’t very funny.<span> </span><br />
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<p style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="#444444;"><strong>Do you think life is a big joke?</strong><span> </span>You know I don’t know what to think life is.<span> </span>I guess it would be cool if it was just a really big joke.<span> </span>I mean I have a sense of humor so I think I could appreciate that.<span> </span>It certainly would explain a lot.<br />
<strong><br />
What got you into making comics?</strong><span> </span>It’s just another creative outlet that I like to think gives back a little.<span> </span>I mean if I didn’t transfer all of these crazy little scenes and imaginary instances from my mind to the computer screen then who knows what would happen?<span> </span>I might run out of physical memory or possibly begin to babble about “the things I see but nobody else sees” and we all know those are just the famous last words of people who end up at the psych ward. And there’s nothing funny about that.</span></p>
<p><strong>How do you feel about Royal Flush? It&#8217;s your favorite magazine right? Am I doing a good job? Think you could do a better one?<span> </span></strong>I love Royal Flush magazine!<span> </span>It’s what I’m reading right now.<span> </span>It is completely my favorite magazine that I don’t have to hide when I hear someone coming. And as for whether or not I could do a better job, probably not.<span> </span>I’ve tried my hand at this sort of thing and it wasn’t nearly as impressive.<br />
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If you could pick a fight with any celebrity, dead or alive who would it be? Would you win?<span> </span></strong>I’m not exactly sure who I would pick a fight with, but if I could arrange a fight of my choosing then it would be a 3-way ladder match in a steel cage between me, Jimi Hendrix, and Ben Franklin.<span> </span>I’m pretty sure they would both be fairly inventive with ladder moves but I feel that I would have the initial advantage because I don’t know that either of them know what a 3-way ladder match in a steel cage is even about.<span> </span>And although I think that would be enough of an edge to win it, I might also consider faking a knock out just to see who would win between them.</p>
<p><strong>If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would you add?<span> </span></strong>If it were for my own personal gain, I would add<strong> </strong>the backwards alphabet competition.<span> </span>But if it were for the good of mankind, I would add the sport of Disc Golf.</p>
<p><strong>Who are you voting for?<span> </span></strong>I plan to vote for Obama because I once read that he did some political cartooning.<span> </span>I don’t know if that’s real or rumor but either way it sounds cool.<span> </span>Besides I kind feel sorry for a guy who’s running for the big seat with a name that sounds so much like that other evil guy.<span> </span>And to make matters worse, it actually sounds like the word “bomb” is in his name.<span> </span>It takes real stones to overcome a name impediment like that.</p>
<p>After the interview, we shared a dirty glass of milk together and cried. It was nice to let all of our true feelings out. I feel a little more liberated now&#8230;it could also be because I don&#8217;t have pants on anymore. Whatever the reason though I feel good.</p>
<p>You can check out Mad Mad World Comics at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mmwc" target="_blank">http://www.myspace.com/mmwc</a>. Be sure to add him, send him dirty messages and Rick Roll him. He always falls for it.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;d like your a musician, artist, comic, wrestler, business owner and would like to be featured in the Indie Interrogation, e-mail me at GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com and we&#8217;ll talk out the specifics.</p>
<p>Until next time, I&#8217;m Lil Nubi bringing you the best of the Indie Scene so you don&#8217;t have to get it yourself!</p>
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		<title>In A World Where A Blood Clot Really Really Sucks&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/03/in-a-world-where-a-blood-clot-really-really-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIP Don LaFontaine.  You're not going to be able to talk your away out of this one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="padding:10px;" src="http://royalflushmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/donlafontaine-obit-img.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="168" align="left" />The man with the voice behind nearly every movie trailer and several commercials has died at the crisp age of 68. Don LaFontaine passed away Monday, September 1st at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center</p>
<p>He was admitted August 22nd because of a blood clot in his lungs. As result to a collapsed lung, he died of complications from Pneumothorax. If anybody out there has any idea what that is, feel free to clue me in.</p>
<p>Everybody has heard his voice on more than one occasion. Doing the voice overs for nearly 5,000 different projects your either deaf or just a useless member of society if you haven&#8217;t heard anything by him. Known by some as the &#8216;Master Of Voiceover&#8217; it will be a great challenge for anybody to find a man to do what he has done, as well as he&#8217;s done it.</p>
<p>Other than commercially making millions doing voiceovers, he would also do free voiceovers for people who would simply ask him too. If you fish around You Tube long enough you&#8217;ll find some interesting videos on things he&#8217;s done outside of movies and commercials.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s to you voice over guy!</p>
<p>Feel free to add some feedback below or email me at <a href="mailto:GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com">GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com</a> and until next time, I&#8217;m Lil Nubi giving you the play by play deaths of today&#8217;s modern movie heroes, one death at a time.</p>
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		<title>Before The Power Rangers, There Was Voltron!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/01/before-the-power-rangers-there-was-voltron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yes Kids, another preteen memory is about to be bastardized...
and by one of the creators of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy no less.]]></description>
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<p>Steps are finally being taken in the creation of the live action adaptation of Royal Flush&#8217;s favorite post-apocalyptic cartoon in which  humanity must rely on  5 teenage kids and their super gigantic lions to save the world&#8230;daily.</p>
<p>No date is set for this movie-flick as of yet but they have at least found a director.  Max Makowski.  You may recognize him from his extensive background in directing.  Actually, now that I think about it, he really hasn&#8217;t done shit, other than directing a little show called <em>Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. </em>He&#8217;s currently directing the remake of <em>Kung Fu</em> which is due out in 2009.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m Lil Nubi and if you have comments or anything to add just reply to this and I&#8217;ll be sure to fix it up.</p>
<p>You can always set me a hot and oh so sexy e-mail at <a href="mailto:GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com">GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com</a> and remember, I&#8217;m here to fulfill all your nerdy fantasies, so you don&#8217;t have to do it yourself.</p>
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		<title>Busey Teaching Life Lessons!</title>
		<link>http://royalflushmagazine.com/2008/09/01/busey-teaching-life-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who needs mom and dad when Uncle Garey is in town!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Garey Busey has a lot to say, and he&#8217;ll say it just about anywhere.  As you read in <em>Royal Flush</em> Book 5 Busey can actually make some sense, regardless of how much drugs and alcohol you&#8217;ve taken earlier that day.</p>
<p>Now, apparently either Busey was running out of places for people to pay attention to him or maybe THQ thought this was a great marketing ploy but he is apparently the spokesperson for the new game <em>Saints Row 2</em>. In this video we have Busey discussing his feelings on  Chinese toys and parenting.<br />
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Here Busey gives us his opinion on Yo Mama Jokes and Tea Bagging.<br />
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<p>Now, there are several more videos floating around cesspool known as YouTube.  Take off your clothes, cover yourself in green Jello and have a ball learning from Busey.  In all honestly, with these videos you really don&#8217;t need parents to teach you shit.  Busey knows his shit.  Thank you.</p>
<p>Have anything to add?  Leave me a comment on the bottom of this page or send an e-mail to <a href="mailto:GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com">GoodOlNubi@Gmail.Com</a>.</p>
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