Category: News Events

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Hospitalized

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Hospitalized

Friend of the Flush, Brent Hinds of Mastodon and Fiend Without a Face is reportedly in a Las Vegas hostital after receiving a severe head injury after preforming at The MTV Video Music Awards.

Madonna Wants to Give it to You… Balls Deep

Madonna Wants to Give it to You… Balls Deep

Always up for a little contriversy, the Queen of Pop mans up, straps on and gives it to a dude… errr I mean Guy.

A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

We can poke fun at the once luscious Britney Spears for hours what with all her public unravelings being caught on tape and film by the relentless paparazzi. I would probably be red faced too if my entire life was documented at every waking hour. For such things I can feel for the poor 25 year old has-been. But if you are going to freely step on stage only months after a complete mental breakdown...

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Shit can’t be good in tinsel town when “Mr. Happy Hollywood” himself, Owen Wilson tries to bow out. Owen hit astronomic fame with his roles along side long time pal, Ben Stiller, and has always emoted a happy-go-lucky demeanor. His nice-guy attitude, boyish charm and busted nose give him that benign aura that makes the girls swoon. But this weeks recent suicide attempt has definitely left us all wondering, “what the hell’s goin on?”. If...

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

It is with deep sadness and regret that we inform you of the death of Hilly Kristal, who died on Tuesday, August 28, 2007, from complications from Lung Cancer. Kristal, 75, founded the legendary rock club CBGB and ran the club for 33 years. A singer and songwriter himself, Kristal opened the club to showcase “Country Bluegrass and Blues”; instead the club became a breeding ground for Punk rock. Among the many acts that called...

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Many of you might be very much unaware that the Royal Flush Gang formed many a year ago back in the olden days of 1994. This could very well be one of the first media collaborations and possibly the birth of the most devastating team-up since the WWF’s Heart Foundation. Here we find Royal Flush grand-master Josh Bernstein and his long time partner in punishment, Erik Rodriquez as they put they smack down on a...

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Insanity follows Mayhem as we keep the party rolling well into the small hours. Drink specials, giveaways, and Year Long Disaster!

Be All That You Can Be…

Be All That You Can Be…

The Army needs to quit tricking kids into enlisting. It’s bad enough the Army lurks around high school cafeterias creeping everyone out (and putting me off my tater tots!) but now they have these commercials that paint the Army as some sort of learning annex in camouflage. “You too could learn skills that last a lifetime” (or a month, depending on where your stationed.) Or they paint it as a video game, but they don’t...

WEB SCORE!!! Subversive Graffiti

WEB SCORE!!! Subversive Graffiti

Cruising the web is a great time killer. Sometimes too great. When I hit a dry spot a work and just need to veg for a couple of minutes I’ll check out this great link (www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php) that posts the 40 most recent images posted to Livejournal.com. You’ll find the oddest things on this page and learn a ton about what bizarre shit goes on in the lives of others. Be warned, much of the content...

FRAZETTA RETURNS!

FRAZETTA RETURNS!

New Frazetta projects to hit in 2008!August 9th, 2007 (Berkeley, CA) – Following the massive success of Frank Frazetta’s DEATH DEALER, the artistic legend has approved a slate of new titles to hit stores in 2008. “The overly positive reception of DEATH DEALER made it obvious fans want more Frazetta-related titles,” said Jay Fotos, editor of the line. “Not only are we following it up with another high fantasy mini-series by the same creative team,...

The Chris “The Crippler” Benoit Special Clusterfuck Editon!

The Chris “The Crippler” Benoit Special Clusterfuck Editon!

So now they say pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with the pulley of a weight machine! Holy fucking shit. Did anyone just say “ROID RAGE?” Ok, everyone just did. No suicide note was found, but check this- apparently his son had needle marks in his arms! Apparently the boy had been given growth hormones for some time because...