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A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

We can poke fun at the once luscious Britney Spears for hours what with all her public unravelings being caught on tape and film by the relentless paparazzi. I would probably be red faced too if my entire life was documented at every waking hour. For such things I can...

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Shit can’t be good in tinsel town when “Mr. Happy Hollywood” himself, Owen Wilson tries to bow out. Owen hit astronomic fame with his roles along side long time pal, Ben Stiller, and has always emoted a happy-go-lucky demeanor. His nice-guy attitude, boyish charm and busted nose give him that...

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

It is with deep sadness and regret that we inform you of the death of Hilly Kristal, who died on Tuesday, August 28, 2007, from complications from Lung Cancer. Kristal, 75, founded the legendary rock club CBGB and ran the club for 33 years. A singer and songwriter himself, Kristal...

THE REAL BIRTH OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

THE REAL BIRTH OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

The Story: Most music scholars will agree that Elvis Presley invented rock ‘n’ roll with his legendary 1954 Sun recording of “That’s All Right Mama.” The Truth: It was actually a teenager named Marty McFly who, under the guise of “Calvin Klein” who singlehandedly invented rock ‘n’ roll with his...

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Many of you might be very much unaware that the Royal Flush Gang formed many a year ago back in the olden days of 1994. This could very well be one of the first media collaborations and possibly the birth of the most devastating team-up since the WWF’s Heart Foundation....

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Insanity follows Mayhem as we keep the party rolling well into the small hours. Drink specials, giveaways, and Year Long Disaster!

Transformers

Transformers

I finally saw the Transformers movie. It’s amazing how they could turn a cartoon that was designed to sell toys into a movie that in the end is designed to sell more toys! I heard a now drunk and fat He-Man will be starring in a reality show with his...

Be All That You Can Be…

Be All That You Can Be…

The Army needs to quit tricking kids into enlisting. It’s bad enough the Army lurks around high school cafeterias creeping everyone out (and putting me off my tater tots!) but now they have these commercials that paint the Army as some sort of learning annex in camouflage. “You too could...

Rush Hour Three Karate Chops the Competition

Rush Hour Three Karate Chops the Competition

America enjoys repetition. People want the same thing everywhere you go: When you travel to even the far reaches of the earth, there’s always a McDonald’s. In 2004, people screamed for change and Bush still got re-elected. And now people flock to Rush Hour three to see the same movie...

WEB SCORE!!! Subversive Graffiti

WEB SCORE!!! Subversive Graffiti

Cruising the web is a great time killer. Sometimes too great. When I hit a dry spot a work and just need to veg for a couple of minutes I’ll check out this great link (www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php) that posts the 40 most recent images posted to Livejournal.com. You’ll find the oddest...