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TV execs have lost their minds

TV execs have lost their minds

I just read that ABC has greenlit a show based on the Geico insurance cavemen guys. WTF? These are neanderthals people. They couldn’t adapt 30,000 years ago, that’s why they died out. How can they expect to make it in Hollywood? They don’t even have a language, how are they...

Harry Potheads unite!

Harry Potheads unite!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will be released on July 7th. I personally can’t wait, having read all the books and seen all the movies.  “Is this normal for a thirty something,“ I ask myself as I stare into my Dora the Explorer mirror while cuddling my...

NOISETTES

NOISETTES

4.23.07  @ MERCURY LOUNGE It took a lot to separate me from the TV and a VH1 classic rewind of Damn Yankees last week. Tommy Shaw’s stonewashed man shorts and Ted Nugent’s kill it and grill it self were about to rope me in for a second time. Anyway, I...

GOOD THE BAD AND THE QUEEN

GOOD THE BAD AND THE QUEEN

3.12.07  @ Webster Hall OK let’s get one thing straight. Ex-Clash bassist Paul Simonon is the coolest guy ever! He even lights a cigarette better than anyone I’ve ever seen. He’s right out of a Godard film. Damon Albarn and his Bowery Boy top hat, led the charge along with...