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Diablo Royale

Diablo Royale

Diablo Royale Self-Released Heavy metal soaked in whiskey suits the properly-monikered NYC quintet Diablo Royale best, as their eponymous 10-track introduction to the world provides the generation-spanning hard rock histrionics over rhythmic sludgery formula that cries for stereos to be cranked to the max for total rock immersion. Wah-wah guitars over catchy yet simple rhythms highlight much of the offering, as the style laid down by this act is reminiscent of bands like Alice in...

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Hospitalized

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Hospitalized

Friend of the Flush, Brent Hinds of Mastodon and Fiend Without a Face is reportedly in a Las Vegas hostital after receiving a severe head injury after preforming at The MTV Video Music Awards.

Madonna Wants to Give it to You… Balls Deep

Madonna Wants to Give it to You… Balls Deep

Always up for a little contriversy, the Queen of Pop mans up, straps on and gives it to a dude… errr I mean Guy.

A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

A Doughy Britney Sleepwalks On Stage At VMAs

We can poke fun at the once luscious Britney Spears for hours what with all her public unravelings being caught on tape and film by the relentless paparazzi. I would probably be red faced too if my entire life was documented at every waking hour. For such things I can feel for the poor 25 year old has-been. But if you are going to freely step on stage only months after a complete mental breakdown...

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Owen Wilson… It Ain’t All Shits and Giggles

Shit can’t be good in tinsel town when “Mr. Happy Hollywood” himself, Owen Wilson tries to bow out. Owen hit astronomic fame with his roles along side long time pal, Ben Stiller, and has always emoted a happy-go-lucky demeanor. His nice-guy attitude, boyish charm and busted nose give him that benign aura that makes the girls swoon. But this weeks recent suicide attempt has definitely left us all wondering, “what the hell’s goin on?”. If...

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

Hilly Kristal, CBGB’s Founder Dead at 75

It is with deep sadness and regret that we inform you of the death of Hilly Kristal, who died on Tuesday, August 28, 2007, from complications from Lung Cancer. Kristal, 75, founded the legendary rock club CBGB and ran the club for 33 years. A singer and songwriter himself, Kristal opened the club to showcase “Country Bluegrass and Blues”; instead the club became a breeding ground for Punk rock. Among the many acts that called...

THE REAL BIRTH OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

THE REAL BIRTH OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

The Story: Most music scholars will agree that Elvis Presley invented rock ‘n’ roll with his legendary 1954 Sun recording of “That’s All Right Mama.” The Truth: It was actually a teenager named Marty McFly who, under the guise of “Calvin Klein” who singlehandedly invented rock ‘n’ roll with his breathtaking performance of “Johnny B. Goode.” Marvin Berry proceeded to steal that song and sell it to his cousin Chuck, The rest is history. This...

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Royal Flush Timewarp!!!

Many of you might be very much unaware that the Royal Flush Gang formed many a year ago back in the olden days of 1994. This could very well be one of the first media collaborations and possibly the birth of the most devastating team-up since the WWF’s Heart Foundation. Here we find Royal Flush grand-master Josh Bernstein and his long time partner in punishment, Erik Rodriquez as they put they smack down on a...

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Royal Flush Release Party After Party

Insanity follows Mayhem as we keep the party rolling well into the small hours. Drink specials, giveaways, and Year Long Disaster!

Transformers

Transformers

I finally saw the Transformers movie. It’s amazing how they could turn a cartoon that was designed to sell toys into a movie that in the end is designed to sell more toys! I heard a now drunk and fat He-Man will be starring in a reality show with his wife She-Ra where she nags him about how she could’ve married “Greyskull” money. – Paul Cress