Bruce Campbell

Royal Flush’s Celebrity Shake Down.

What do you bench?
I’m not a bencher any more. I’m more of a squatter these days.

Finish these sentences.
In 2038 human beings will… no longer be interested in e-mail interviews.

If I ruled the world… I would make death illegal.

If you were on Death Row what would your last meal be?
Whatever looks best vomited back up upon being injected with lethal poison.

Favorite Fast Food Mascot?
The Big Boy franchise. Scary and beguiling.