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Aiken For Some Clay

Aiken For Some Clay

Not So Breaking News:  As you can clearly see on the cover of People Magazine, one of Royal Flush’s favorite idols is out of the closet.

I’ll be honest with you all, did not see this coming.  He may sound gay, but I thought it was just his sensitive nature.  He was never seen with a woman, I thought it was because he was too busy to be wasting time on a female.  He artificially inseminated a woman, good call Clay.  That doesn’t make you gay, makes you smart.  A lot less legal problems if he decides to drop the baby off at a church.  Nothing is more manly that a guy that can make a baby, without even having sex.

No, I’m in a downward spiral of depression.  All these years defending Clay and his Claybee.  Oh well.  Way to disappoint me yet again Clay.  Not only did you blow your chances at American Idol, you also are blowing your chances to…never mind…

Oh, well.  Now that I am an unhappy camper, you can go right ahead and change your name Clay.  No longer will you be known as Clay Aiken, you’ll be Butt Aiken.  Cheers!

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