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Battle of the Bulge – Weiner Won’t Go Down..

Battle of the Bulge – Weiner Won’t Go Down..

without a fight, that is.
Local Congressman and lifelong dick-joke punch line, Anthony Weiner has got it hard these days. Weiner’s penetrating policies have always stroked his Republican opponents the wrong way while his public oral railings have stimulated his popularity among Democrats.

But Weiner now finds himself in a tight spot as a number of racy SEXTing pics have gobbed up the public eye in what is sure to be the money-shot of a promising political career. What with all the angry housewives and the GOPussies clambering for his resignation Weiner stays firm… “I will not resign, but I will give Royal Flush Magazine one last pic.”