Epic
2 Stars
Not to be confused with the 1989 Michael Douglas thriller of the same name, Ozzy returns with his first album that he claims he recorded sober. Zakk Wylde’s wife said that Ozzy got a hearing aide and it’s totally helped his voice and that this might be his best record ever. Unfortunately her better half totally disagreed, “Dude, he sounds like shit!” Somewhere between the Wylde’s opinions lies the truth. Learn these songs now and impress your friends at Ozzfest when you’ll be the only person singing the new songs.
-bernstein