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Film TV Reviews

TV execs have lost their minds

I just read that ABC has greenlit a show based on the Geico insurance cavemen guys. WTF? These are neanderthals people. They couldn’t adapt 30,000 years ago, that’s why they died out. How can they expect to make it in Hollywood? They don’t even have a language, how are they going to write the script? […]

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Film Movie Review

Harry Potheads unite!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will be released on July 7th. I personally can’t wait, having read all the books and seen all the movies.  “Is this normal for a thirty something,“ I ask myself as I stare into my Dora the Explorer mirror while cuddling my Shrek doll?   Of course it […]

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Live Review Music

NOISETTES

4.23.07  @ MERCURY LOUNGE It took a lot to separate me from the TV and a VH1 classic rewind of Damn Yankees last week. Tommy Shaw’s stonewashed man shorts and Ted Nugent’s kill it and grill it self were about to rope me in for a second time. Anyway, I managed to escape, and catch […]

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Live Review Music

GOOD THE BAD AND THE QUEEN

3.12.07  @ Webster Hall OK let’s get one thing straight. Ex-Clash bassist Paul Simonon is the coolest guy ever! He even lights a cigarette better than anyone I’ve ever seen. He’s right out of a Godard film. Damon Albarn and his Bowery Boy top hat, led the charge along with Simonon and ex-Verve guitarist Simon […]

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Events

MoCCA Convention

As Always The Royal Flush Gang brought the heat down to the MoCCA Con this June in NYC.

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Revealed

NIKKI SIXX ODs ON DRUGS, COMES BACK TO LIFE

The Story: After a grueling tour of Japan, Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx overdosed on heroin in Slash’s Hollywood hotel room. Legally dead, Sixx was later revived by paramedics. After waking he proceeded to check himself out of the hospital and ODed again.

The Truth: While it’s true Nikki Sixx has died on various occcasions, many people don’t know he repeatedly brought back to life using spare parts from Mötley bandmate Mick Mars.

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News

RF Book IV Gets Its First Thumbs Up!

Royal Flush Book IV has received its first official review from none other than the highly regarded Media Post’s Magazine Rack, and man, it’s a whopper. So much so that the crew at Flush HQ were actually blushing. With quotes like; “…Royal Flush displays more creativity in its first 25 pages than most publications do […]

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Instant Karma

Atoning For Our Sins!

Meet little Eri! Royal Flush’s newest son.

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Events

Royal Flush Release Party

August 31st 2007 – Featuring; Clutch, The Hidden Hand, Fiend Without a Face, Beatallica

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Culture Film

BIG ROBOTS & A BABE

If you’re like me and were eight years old when Transformers first hit the scene then chances are that you’ve been waiting for this movie for close to 20 years. I’ve been loyal follower of the Transformers TV show and toys since that fateful Christmas Eve when my aunt gave me my first Autobot, the […]

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Art Culture

TARA McPHERSON V HELLBOY

Mignola hand picks Tara.

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The Hot Seat

Jerry Only of The Misfits

How long does it take to become Jerry Only? Well it could be done in fifteen minutes, but usually I need a good half an hour. Favorite Misfits song of all time and why? “American Nightmare,” and “Astro Zombies” too. We did “American Nightmare” in the studio you know. Just made it up on the […]