Revealed

ROBERT JOHNSON SELLS HIS SOUL AT THE CROSSROADS!

ROBERT JOHNSON SELLS HIS SOUL AT THE CROSSROADS!

The Story: Legend has it that Delta-born guitarist Robert Johnson went down to the crossroads at midnight to sell his soul to the devil, and become a blues legend. His story was made into the 1986 film Crossroads starring “The Karate Kid” Ralph Macchio as Robert Johnson and Steve Vai as Satan’s personal shredder.

The Truth: Exactly 70 years after Johnson, the multi-talentless Ashlee Simspon sold her soul to the devil on the very same spot. Unfortunately, her contract expired the same night as her famed SNL debut.