This calls for an award of some sort. I say we substitute “Dumb-Ass” for “Franson”.
- Your buddy trips over the bit of torn carpet you told him to watch out for… “Stupid Franson.”
- Your girlfriend doesn’t know how long it will take to travel 80 miles when driving 80 miles per hour… “What a Franson.”
- You get nailed talking on your cell while at a police check point… “Jeez, I’m such a Franson.”